I know I know, it's about time!

Ladies and gentlemen,

I know. It's been, what? four days now without a post. I can just feel every one's disappointment and anticipation for what is to come pouring out from the mind of little miss Ruth Natasha Stewart. And I can tell you right now, there is much to pour. WARNING: Buckets and buckets of pouring may occur. Can you handle it? Can ya? Huh huh? Now, let's all take a deep breathe. In. And Out. Ah. Now let's really begin.

So, I am listening to Ice Ice Baby right now, and I am afraid that everything but my arms are moving to the music. That's right. I am dancing. With my best hipidy hop attitude. On my chair. Picture: head bobbing, lip pursing, pretty much waist up = major movement. You know it. I even just added in some major finger/ thumb pointing. I am just THAT cool. I think you should all look it up on youtube. Do it. I know you want to. Don't deny yourself the pleasure.

Ah okay, well, Montana. Glorious. Just lovely.  I will admit, it's not even hot here in Arkansas right now, but I instantly felt the humidity. I know. I'm a baby. An ice ice baby. Ah, I kill myself sometimes.  

Okay, so I actually really enjoyed all my flights home on Sunday. I was SO blessed actually! Cool thing. This girl in Helena was just super sweet and decided to take a liking on our group of four. So this was the whole ordeal: I had an extra flight compared to Krista, Choate, and Kiley. We were all to fly to Minneapolis together from Helena (Montana) and then from there I would fly to St. Louis while they would all fly to Memphis, and then from St. Louis I would fly to Memphis and meet them, where we would all take a flight to Little Rock together. BUT this girl (DORA!) noticed that I had a different flight then them, so she actually found us at the gate in Helena, gave us her number, and while we were flying called Minneapolis and got them to save me a seat on the flight straight to Memphis, so I didn't have to take the extra flight!! It was SO sweet. Thanks Dora, our helpful Helena friend.

I sat by a man who said no more then "Good Morning" to me on the flight to Minneapolis. And then between a man and women to Memphis. The lady was from Louisiana and had been flying from the morning before, because she lives half in Singapore and half in Louisiana. Anyways, the hurricane had crashed trees all around her house, thankfully not ON her house, she was going to fix it up. Oh and go to her father-in-law's 90th birthday. I love when people tell me their life stories. Seriously..that's not sarcasm.... and then on the nice 27 minute flight from Memphis to Little Rock I sat beside a couple coming back from their 25th anniversary cruise. It was sad. It was his birthday. And he had been on planes all day. With a cold. But honestly, buddy just got off a cruise. Pfft. Just kidding. We know me and my birthday. I'd still be like what is this.....but anyways I learned their life story too. And I realized that I talked about things that I really had NO idea what I was talking about. I kept thinking, ah...does this lady see through me? I'm a fraud! A fraud!! *said with as much dramatic effects as I could muster up* We talked about natural disasters, gas prices, the states and the places she went on her cruise. The whole time I'm like mmhm, as if I knew these places, how high the gas prices really were (gallon? Um... even when her husband converted for me, I was still lost), and what it was like to ride a motorcycle with a puppy dog in between two people. 

So many life experiences I have yet to experience. Common now! I wanna ride a motorcycle with a man... my age group ish....(sorry dad and Dean) heh heh. And I need to learn my geography better. Seriously. I still can't picture where I even am on a map. South...of Canada. Wow, brilliant. I know :) I amaze myself sometimes even. As for natural disasters. It would be nice to not have to experience one. Even though I still want to see a tornado someday. Of course, from a distance. And one that didn't destroy anything. I'm afraid the only tornado I'm ever going to see is one of dust in a see-through vacuum, or the little water one that forms when the water drains from the bathtub, even though that's a cyclone technically. But who really wants to be so technical. JEEZ. Give me a break! Dangit.

Anyways, when we got home it smelt really bad in the house. Bad bad food. I had to throw away a salad that was...well....brown and kinda runny/gooey if that makes sense. But after chucking away A LOT of food, and doing a lot of laundry, the house finally smelt good. This was confirmed from Krista walking at lunch, saying "Ugh, it stinks" to coming home AFTER work saying" MMM WOW, it smells great". Two thumbs up for TIDE. Oh Tide. My friend Tide.

Anyways, I am tired. And this really didn't do justice to the Montana trip. Maybe I will write tomorrow. But I hope you filled even a little bit of your bucket with information from RuBoo (Kiley has been calling me the strangest, adorable things.)

El Fin.

xoxo

Goodnight my lovely readers,

RuRu