Ruth's Song

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen,

So I was pondering today about how I really dislike the fact that there are no songs with the name "Ruth" in it! It's such a silly thing, but I get SO excited whenever I see my name on things like cups and tee-shirts (thanks again to Big Ruth in Arkansas for my RuthieStewart tee!). When I was in Ontario last year for my cousins funeral my old best friend Amanda brought me to this sign so I could take a picture:

It was so exciting! I just remembered this picture today because my friend Jaimie and I were trying to come up with lyrics that could involve my name.... and there is just nothing lovely that rhymes with Ruth. We tried to come up with words that rhymed with nicknames of mine. Here are some samples we came up with:

• Ruth the girl who lives in a booth, and has a tooth that looks like a moose (I don't think these things rhyme, but nevertheless...)
• Ruthella, she is so stella
• Rutta you can do no betta
• Rutilia (Roo-till-ee-ah) you don't want her to mess with ya
• Rufus is no doofus

So here, I put this out to all of you, if you hear a song with my name in it PLEASE tell me...OR if you can write me one and serenade me I'd appreciate it greatly. Thankyouverymuchly!

xoxoxoxo

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